Olive Themed Jokes
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Olive Themed Jokes

Pardon our pun! 

Just a little something punny to tell at the Friendsgiving table! 

What did the olive say when it won the lottery?

Olive my dreams just came true! 

Why are olives so good at Formula One?

They're great at the pit stops!

What did the olive say to the cheese?

We're feta together! 

Why couldn't go the olive go on?

It ran out of juice! 

What did the olive say after a difficult day at work?

I'm feeling pressed!

I have an olive oil joke...

But it's way too refined for your taste!