The universe has spoken! You, my friend, are cosmically aligned with an olive oil archetype. Grazology 101, if you will. Are you a mellow and dependable Sizzle? Perhaps more of a punchy and peppery Drizzle? Or, a practical and buttery Frizzle? Read on to reveal the true paradigms of the Grazaverse, and discover your inner olive oil counterpart...

Sizzle (Extra Virgin Cooking Oil) 

Born Under: The Sign of sauté

You're dependable but also versatile and love being in the thick of things. You’re always able to bring out the best in every situation. Whether it's a bustling dinner party or a quiet night in, you're totally adaptable! The sounds of a bubbling roasting chicken or the clangs of stainless steel pans bring you deep inner peace.

Your Strengths:

Handles pressure with finesse

Always adds a touch of flavor 

Makes everything richer 

Your Weaknesses:

Can overpower some delicate situations

Gets a little nervous when things get REALLY heated

Best Pairing:

You shine when you're searing veggies, sautéing garlic, or adding depth to a dish. You're the life of the party, but don't let yourself burn out! 

Drizzle (Extra Virgin Finishing Oil)

Born Under: The Sign of Salad

Ah, Drizzle—sophisticated, smooth, and effortlessly chic. You’re the friend who knows all the best restaurants, appreciates a well-plated meal, and always has a good bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil (and wine) on hand. You bring refinement wherever you go, enhancing everything with just the right touch.

Your Strengths:

Appreciates the finer things 

Always has a great comeback 

Chronically early

Your Weaknesses:

Can be a bit of a perfectionist 

Occasionally under appreciated (not everyone gets your strong flavor)

Chronically early 

Best Pairing: You belong Drizzled over fresh mozzarella, brightening up a salad, or finishing a warm bowl of soup. Subtle yet transformative, you turn the ordinary into the extraordinary.

Frizzle (High Heat Cooking Oil)

Born Under: The Sign of French Fry

No-nonsense and reliable, you don't need the spotlight to know your worth. Like Olive Pomace Oil, you're sturdy, consistent, and always get the job done. You may not have the flashiness of a finishing oil or the juicy drama of a Sizzle, but without you, things would fall apart fast. You're the unsung hero of the kitchen—and of olive oil in general.  

Your Strengths:

Low maintenance and drama-free

Always there when needed 

Dependable and trustworthy

Your Weaknesses 

Doesn't always get the credit they deserve

Can be too easygoing—speak up! 

Refuses to be the center of attention

Best Pairing: You excel at frying, baking, and making sure everything runs smoothly behind the scenes. You’re the quiet backbone of the kitchen, and honestly, the world needs more of you.

Whether you’re a Sizzling go-getter, a refined Drizzler, or a practical Frizzler, there’s a place for you in the kitchen. Take what you've learned, and go forth and embrace your olive oil identity!!